One Lump or Two Sir?

Man’s favourite hobby is feeling his private parts, which is good, because if you get a lump, like I did you know about it. The healthcare received here was outstanding and a visit to the local clinic got things moving at an alarmingly quick rate

9.30 at the Clinic

An appointment was made and a nice young female doctor had a good feel and told me to relax. Easy for her to say. It was digagnosed as inflammation of the epydidimis and not as I feared testicular cancer.

11.30 at the Hospital

Even though this sort of thing is common and not dangerous, I was having them felt again by another very nice young female doctor at the hosptal in Villajoyosa. Diagnosis the same, but still, booked in one week later for an ultrasound and one week after that at the urologist at Benidorm.

Work is Damaging to Your Health

Trouble was I was due to work in the UK before the first appointment, so rang the UK doctor. ” Nothing to worry about, but come and see me when you arrive,” which I did and was duly similarly diagnosed. An ultrasound exam was requested and two weeks on, I am waiting for the appointment.Hope my balls don’t fall off in the meantime…

Mike Pick Ballsearch Costa Blanca

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